Title: Teaching Old Dogs, Part 1/3
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Rating: mild R
Word Count: ~3,000 (this chapter)
Notes: Inspired by
inmourning1's
bunny from which a few of the lines in this chapter is borrowed. Set after the end of canon, going AU from around S5-6.
Summary: After a few months away, busy with heavenly issues, Castiel returns to find Sam and Dean. Dean should be happy, but isn't. Mostly because Cas seems occupied with Sam and with a series of movies based on Chuck's awful books. It annoys Dean to no end and it doesn't make it better that he no longer can get it up unless he thinks of Cas in rather compromising situations. Basically, Dean's life sucks.
( Teaching Old Dogs, Part 1/3 )